Do to the polite people at Fortune City, I was allowed a free homepage as long as I can stand the ugly ass banners and their no sex/no profanity clause. So to those who provide me with a free website, I say f*^k you and suck a d@#k. Look at the title. Anyway, to enter my site, you must first choose the correct door. The wrong door will leave you to eternal hell, while the the right link will open my door. Those who are offended my my speech, or what you might see one my website, you can get the f%$K out.